"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"
ok but consider this
- i fucking love eyeliner
One time, I had a friend randomly show up at my house. Well he ended up trying to kiss me and I had never had that happen before and I ended up burping in his mouth. I died for a minute.
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
Exactly what I thought too!!
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on